Do not fuck with me

[daphnep]

...for *I* carry my own pocket spork!!!!!






Top that, wouldja?

Comments

[waystar.livejournal.com]

Whoa! You bad.

*grin*

[molinaslim.livejournal.com]

yer goofy today. I like

[daphnep.livejournal.com]

You think I'm joking, me with my POCKETSPORK, over here? I'm talking to you, you farting queen!

[molinaslim.livejournal.com]

*toot*

[molinaslim.livejournal.com]

By way of explanation: I'm studying drug excretion mechanisms.

[daphnep.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah...a fine excuse, I'm sure. Tell it to K when he can't stand to stay in that stinkybed with ya.

[raydon-12.livejournal.com]

The only way for that to be cooler would be to be spring loaded and have a cool shiny button to open it :D

[daphnep.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess it could also be red. :D

[raydon-12.livejournal.com]

AHHHhhhh, yes, red would definitely help! But its already so high on the cool scale that springs and buttons and and shiny redness would only minimally increase its overall grooviness

[coco73.livejournal.com]

I didn't know how desperately I need a pocket spork until right now. I actually can't believe I've been living my life without one!

[paris-of-priam.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I think the rule is you're only allowed to eat SPAM with it.

[daphnep.livejournal.com]

I think Jello is okay, too...or anything with mayonnaise in it.

So if an emergency comes up where the only way out is to eat our way through Jello-marshmallow-mayonnaise salad (or Spam), I will be prepared.

[paris-of-priam.livejournal.com]

Or if you have to break out of prison, and the prison was built by Haliburton. (You know...substitute jello for cement, but still charge for cement...)

[paris-of-priam.livejournal.com]

Actually, now that I look at that folding spork, I'm thinking it would make a pretty good TIE CLIP, too.

[daphnep.livejournal.com]

*laugh*

Okay, you win: pocket spork as fashion. That just rules.

[dedbrian.livejournal.com]

my lovely favorites:
http://dedbrian.livejournal.com/19107.html

[daphnep.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god! That's wonderful! Just wonderful.

I can't read a word of it, of course, but my hat is off to a lovely photo-museum of spork and spork-like products.

Well done.

[dedbrian.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'll add yours to my virtual collection. I love those things, though don't posess any.

[lxbean.livejournal.com]

no. I cannot top that. That's quite a spork.