Note to Jude Law

[daphnep]

No, Jude, you are not a "happy bachelor". You're a divorced father. There's a difference. A Bachelor is someone who's never been married, not somebody who skipped out on their wife and kids after his wife caught him shagging the nanny.

Comments

[artemis77.livejournal.com]

I'd still shag him. ;)

[daphnep.livejournal.com]

Ew, you slut. ;D

No, seriously, he's almost cute enough to forgive the creep factor, but lately it just seems he's so arrogant he's slipped over the line for my taste.

Okay, no, he IS cute enough (I mean, who's cuter?), but that only covers a certain amount of creepiness.

[artemis77.livejournal.com]

Hee - I haven't read or seen any interviews of him, so all I have is a face to go on.

[evilegg.livejournal.com]

I get pissed when women call themselves single moms in the same situation. How about "divorced with kids"?

[daphnep.livejournal.com]

Apparently, it doesn't sound secksi enough.