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[daphnep]

Many thanks to m_fallenangel for what has got to be the funniest website I've seen in, like, forever:

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

Go there, take the whole tour. Please be sure to read the captions. It's Weight-Watcher's recipe cards, circa 1974, a whole array of food-like substances you do NOT want anywhere near your mouth.

I'm laughing. I'm folding over double. I'm clutching my desk, and wiping my eyes...and I suspect it has nothing to do with being in present-day Weight Watchers.

Comments

[jspurlin.livejournal.com]

oh my god. I can't look at those at work. I'm supposed to be WORKING. Not stifling a laugh and hoping my eyes don't pop out...

[daphnep.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know you want Caucasian Shashlik.

[jspurlin.livejournal.com]

oh, darlin', I got yer Caucasian Shashlik right here...

(couldn't help myself)

[daphnep.livejournal.com]

I'll see your Caucasian Shashlik, and raise you one Rosey Perfection.

[jspurlin.livejournal.com]

*hi5*

Attagirl.

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

I knew you'd enjoy those. Seriously WTF, non?

My very own personal favorite:

[daphnep.livejournal.com]

Where is fork? Is Snack for to eat with hand?

You like canned bean sprout? And buttermilk? And pimiento? And fruit piece? Mix all together? No? Oh. Maybe Snack is not for you.