Who needs The Onion anymore?

From CNN.com:

"[actress Elizabeth] Taylor, in a message posted on Twitter and verified by CNN, said she declined an invitation to speak because she "cannot be part of the public whoopla."

"I just don't believe that Michael would want me to share my grief with millions of others," Taylor tweeted. "How I feel is between us. Not a public event."


...I just love reading and re-reading that last bit...because tweeting apparently isn't public OR whoopla.




Also, from US Magazine over the weekend, I found out that Jennifer Love Hewitt is writing a relationship advice book (called The Day I Shot Cupid.)

I dunno, I might be crazy here, but if I'm going to take relationship advice, I think I might be looking to get it from a person who's actually had the experience of being in one, prefereably one that's lasted longer than any of my own. (Reports usmagazine.com: "Hewitt has plenty of dating experience." Ha! Okay then. In their minds, dating = relationship success.)
daphnep: (*lol*)
( Feb. 3rd, 2009 08:47 am)
Mabel is Lola's BFF, she lives across the street from us. One day a week, Lola spends the day with Mabel. They go to the farm and work very hard, tending horses and pretending to "herd" chickens, eating horse shit and rolling in the mud, and Lola gets to pretend she is a big, tough farm dog. At the end of the day they sack out in front of the heater, exhausted.

Then, one day a week, Mabel spends the day at OUR house. Life is a little different on this side of the street. At our house, we often sleep in til noon, and Mabel gets to come in the bed with the people and the whole family of pets and people snuggle all together. Then, we make pancakes or french toast or something and sit around and drink coffee for a while.

And THEN (because this is MY house, after all) we have a fashion show, and all the doggies get to wear clothing:



(Mabel, you are so cute, with your funny little underbite.)
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